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banana splits!

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desserts / more / sweet

so i made the all time most romantic food on thursday. the food of love. that’s right, i made vegan banana splits.     BANANA SPLITS 1 banana per person coconut bliss ice cream (i used pineapple coconut) 1 strawberry per person (at least), diced 1/4 c. chopped toasted nuts   CHOCOLATE SAUCE 1 can coconut milk 1/2 cup cocoa 1 tsp vanilla 1 tbsp rum, cointreau, kalhua, whatevs. this is optional. 1/4 cup brown […]

baked onion rings

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appetizer / quick / snacks / tasty trash

it would seem that you can bake perfectly delicious baked onion rings! delicious onion rings, no deep-fry danger. in fact, you will realize it is TOO EASY and start making onion rings to eat in bed at midnight. ONIONS 2 big onions BATTER 1 tbsp flour 1/3 c. almond milk 1 1/2 tsp egg replacer and 2 tsp water COATING 3/4 c. bread crumbs 1/8 c. nutritional yeast spices you want: chili, dried garlic, paprika, […]

ginger molasses cookies!

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things are getting all holiday-y in my house this week since katie and i both (secretly/not so secretly anymore) love christmas/eating sweets/crafts.  we have gone overboard and our house is starting look insane. also it is FULL OF COOKIES, so here is one of three recipes i’ll be posting! check out Thor hanging out with the tree and 70 feet of gold paper chains we made CHEWY GINGER COOKIES 1/2 c. earth balance (the sticks, not spreadable), […]

choco pudding for lazy people

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chocolate / desserts / more / sweet / tasty trash

this is a pudding i made out of weird things in the house because it was cold and no one wanted to leave but everyone wanted sweets. 1 1/2 bananas 1/2 block medium firm tofu (silken would be better, but as a i said we were in dire straits) 1/4 c. chocolate, melted 1/4 c. almond milk 1/4 c. almond butter 3 tbsp cocoa powder zest of 1 orange pistachios for garnish cook chocolate in […]